Sparkling Richard

by Glitter Dick

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    in addition to 10 digitally mastered tracks, it also includes new bonus track "Swallow the Roach" and selected band photos, video of Glitter Dick, and full album artwork in PDF format.
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released December 12, 2011

Vocals & Keys - Kendoll Killjoy
Guitar - Magnum P. Nye
Bass - Dee Dee Ramen
Drums - Suzi de Sade
Produced, engineered, and mixed by Bob Hoag
Recorded at Flying Blanket Recording in Mesa, AZ
Assistant Engineer Gerald Schoenherr
Mastered by Jason Livermore at The Blasting Room in Ft. Collins, CO
Vinyl pressed by Furnace MFG
Album art concept and layout design by Killjoy
Album cover by Grayson Kilmer (
Backing vocals by Glitter Dick
Tambourine (and organ solo on Shirtcockin’) played by Bob Hoag
Additional rhythm guitar by Killjoy
All songs arranged by Glitter Dick
All lyrics by Killjoy, reprinted by permission
except track 7 by Kenta Henmi and track 8 by Killjoy/P. Nye
Tracks 1, 2, 3, 5, & 10 by Killjoy
Tracks 4 & 8 by P. Nye/Killjoy
Track 7 by Kenta Henmi
Track 9 by P. Nye/B. Davis/R. Cordova
Track 6 by Araya/Hanneman originally performed by Slayer
track 11 [bonus track for digital re-release] written, arranged, performed, recorded, mixed, mastered by Killjoy

Special Thanks to: All our friends and families, Natalie, Ocken, Judge Mathis for funding our record, Addison (Hour of the Wolf) for recommending the studio, Bob and Gerald, Ryan Weber (Spanish Gamble/Bone Shakers), Mark Furini (Open Wound Films) Erin Suknot, Brian Fejer, Mario Rivera, The Koffin Kats (especially Ian), Luke Murphy, Troy Tripp, Joe Cardillo, Melinda Walsh, Daryl Delfrate, Lisa Ruby, Jon Reed (and his daughter Maddie), Dandee Fleming, Paul Blackburn, Johnny Gomez, Johnny Wilson at For The Love of Punk, Lisa Root at AMP magazine, Toby and Smitty at BlankTV, Denise & Brian at Punk World Views, The Alibi, Wig Wam Bam, Metalsucks, Reggie and Matt at A Metal State of Mind, The Launchpad, Sister, Anodyne, Dialogue, Blackbird Buvette, Burt’s Tiki Lounge, Teenage Werewolves, High Iron, Jonny Cats, Stabbed in Back
Extra special thanks to our most generous investors and benefactors:
Reese Lester, Scott Nacke, Trei Saenz, Laura Hosek, Marilyn Henmi, Chris
Fortson, Karen Fortson, Richard Fortson, David Dowell, Matt Dowell,
and Mr. Richard Simmons himself


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Track Name: Shirtcockin' (an intro)
Track Name: Audiophile
Hey little girl I love lovin’ you
And all the sounds you made yeah I like them too
So let me hear you say whoa yea just a little more
Let me hear you say whoa yea my little girl
Won't you stay don't walk away the road's much too long
Won't you say oh whoa oh oh
Won't you lay don't walk away the road's much too long
Sing it girl oh whoa oh oh
Oh yea
Submissive girl crawlin' back to me
Well if you prefer now baby I'll be the one down on my knees
Track Name: Boston Bob Killed the Party
Tattooed and actin’ bad
Just like a cro mag and oh
Whatcha trying to prove?
I wanna know (wanna know)
Well you know you killed the fun today
Well you know now kid you're gonna pay
Well you know just go away
Oh you know you killed the fun today
Wavin' a black flag
You got a dog to wag and oh
Who you tryin' to fool?
I wanna know (wanna know)
Oh everyone in the audience readin' the Punk
Rock Rulebook I hate
You can all go fuck yourselves and I'll masturbate
You're pulling shit out the bottom of your ass
I'm making shit off the top of my head
One more time I'm gonna tell it to you
And maybe you'll fucking get it
Track Name: Midnight Girl
They say she walkin' on down on the street
They say she lyin' in all the backseats
But I
I get to have you for free
So darlin’ does that mean you love me?
She ain't alone at night
She found a way to pay the bills alright
I Don't wanna know if it's true
They say she chargin' for all her time
Her daddy hits her if she don't pay for her crime
But I
I get to have you for free
So darlin’ does that mean you love me?
Track Name: Tea Leaf Shuffle
Everybody's doing just a brand new dance
(oh yea baby oh yea baby)
All you gotta do is just-a take off your pants
(oh yea baby oh yea baby)
Under your legs and your girl shuffles down
(oh yea baby oh!)
Balls in your face
C'mon baby get balls in your face
Oh my baby get balls in your face
Oh my baby darlin' oh
C'mon everybody now
She's a cool chick with a guy I know
(oh yea baby oh yea baby)
He's a cool cat with a rhythm and flow
(oh yea baby oh yea baby)
Guys can do it too there's no need to frown
(oh yea baby oh)
Balls in the air
Balls on the floor
C'mon baby do it and you do it some more
Everybody's gonna do this brand new dance with me
One more time now
Taking off his pants like a meat machine
(oh yea baby oh yea baby)
Loaded up on poppers cigarettes and caffeine
(oh yea baby oh yea baby!)
One more time do this dance with me
(oh yea baby oh!)
Track Name: Surfin' With Slayer [Seasons in the Abyss]
There's no lyrics you big silly dummy, this one's instrumental!
Track Name: Johnny T's OD
I wanna move to New Orleans
So I don't have to be anything
And if I want I can drink until I die
And shoot myself out into the open sky
Well Johnny Thunders he was MIA
They couldn't find him for a couple of days
He had a one track mind and track marks on his arms
It was harvest season on the heroin farm
I wanna be like Johnny T
I guess its time for me to OD
A needle and spoon I wanna ride that horse
So Mother Nature can take her own course
I wanna see the red before I'm blue
Another victim here on Smack Avenue
Track Name: The Bonestripper
Dumb Punks
Damn drunks
Crust fund life in the streets
Fixed gears
Smug sneers
You're just so damn elite
The hardass homies in their homemade cars
Cruising slow and they're chasing the bars
Jerkass fratboys with Jack Johnson guitars
Now it's time for you to ride
The Bonestripper
Are you sure?
You scream with nothing to say
My visions hazy
I'm gettin' lazy
Hippies get out of my way
You beat your Bible suckin' on Mary's teat
And you're talkin' to a ghost that you won't ever meet
You're on your knees for the Eucharist treat
Now it's time for you to ride
A rollercoaster of death
It rips the bones from your flesh
One helluva ride
Now you're all gonna die
Track Name: Uncle Mike
Fade Out
Burn Out
He rolled up to my house in a black Chevrolet
And it's all right all right
I knew he wanted a cool place he could stay
And it's all good all good
Two months parole he punched a cop in the face
And it's all right all right
And now he sleeps an hour from Santa Fe
And it's all good oh
Uncle Mike
He always seemed so strange to me
Uncle Mike came home today
And now he's here to stay
He ordered hookers like he did overseas
And it's all right all right
He drank his bottles through blood and broken teeth
Says it's all good all good
He lit a joint and it went straight to my brain
And it's all right all right
I'm gonna puke
I got a disease
And it's all good oh
Fade Out
Burn Out
Track Name: Last Call
So so so done
With the drama baby
Won't climb all the ladders
In your club
The top drops me six feet under
To another world
Of trophy girls and trophy guys
You think you got me
But I gotta surprise and uh oh
There's one thing
That I want you to know
Oh I'm so so over you
Well I'm at last call
And checkin’ out
Oh I’m so so over you
Well I’m at last call
And checkin’ out
Lookin' lookin'
Like you're cryin' baby
I won't hear all the lies
That you try to speak
You got your eyes closed
And your halo's bent
No redemption
In the bottle or bed
You're gonna suffer
Till the day that you're dead
And you know
Well I'll pour one out for you
Oh I'm so so over you
Well I'm at last call
And checkin’ out
Oh I’m so so over you
Well I’m at last call
And checkin’ out

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